Why GOD Never Got Tenure . . . .



1.	He had only one major publication

2.	It was in Hebrew

3.	It had no references

4.	It wasn't published in a refereed journal

5.	Some doubt He wrote it himself

6.	He may have created the world, but what has he done since

7.	The scientific community can't replicate His results

8.	He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects

9.	When one experiment failed, He tried to cover it up by drowning all but two of the subjects

10.	He rarely came to class and just told students to "Read the Book"

11.	Some say He and His son teach class

12.	He expelled His first two students

13.	His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top

14.	Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed