Mahatma Ghandi





If this one doesn't make you laugh, check your pulse ! ! !



This is so bad that it's good ! ! !



Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.  He also was quite a spiritual person.  Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.



Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad breath.



Therefore:



He came to be known as a  (wait for it . . . ):













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"Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis."